Misfit's G-Parents Are In Town

I know I haven't posted in a little while so I wanted to let everyone know that I'm still alive and all, I've just had house guests!

My paternal grandparents are visiting from back East and will be completing their 11 day stay this weekend.

Anyone who reads here regularly knows I'm extremely close with my family so I'm sure you can understand why I haven't blogged.

The g-parents have been such great company. They love having their own bedroom and private bathroom, they do a lot around the apartment, we've done a good bit of shopping, grandma's cooking is a huge comfort AND a luxury, and we sit around and drink like nobody's business!

Sunday night our drink of choice was Riesling

Monday night we had a few bottles of Sangria.

Tuesday night we went to the Mexican restaurant around the block for big ass margaritas (and whooo did Granny take hers to the head!)

Last night we had Moscato.

Tonight...who the hell knows what's on tap!

Seriously we have a great time and luckily I have fairly young grandparents who are only in their late 60's. Another plus is, I'm their only granddaughter so I get spoiled like you wouldn't believe.

Life is good.

In preparation for their visit though, I DID have to hide all of my sex toys and the teensy little bit of porn I have lingering around here...

Why you ask?

Because my grandfolks are super efficient (like most retired people?) and have a habit of trying to *Spring clean* (even when it's not Spring)and do things around the house while I'm at work, and I swear...they may have already come across my "adult collection" during their last visit but I have no way of knowing!

Here's the story...

The last time they came I decided to pack up all my condoms and "sexual devices" (I know some of you might be thinking I probably have 45 dildos in every size and shape, assorted butt plugs, nipple clamps, etc. but trust me- I only have like 4 sex toys total because really the Hitachi is the star of the show and when you've got one of those, you don't need anything else!) in a duffle bag and lock them in the storage closet on my patio.

Yep, thought that was the PERFECT place for my vibrating little friends.

Well imagine my dismay on day two of their visit when I came home from work to see that the grandparents had decided to "organize my storage closet" because it was full of boxes and junk.

Oh gawd.

I decided to take a quick peek to see if my vibes had been discovered, but the duffle bag was neatly tucked behind my boxes and zipped up.

You know how you get that knot in the pit of your stomach? Like the chunks are going to start coming up at any second? Well, not only did I have that, but I nearly had a panic attack imagining my poor granny unzipping this harmless little bag to find her horny granddaughter's tawdry bag of tricks!

The rest of the day was completely awkward for me. I could NOT stop wondering if they looked in that bag or not! Bwahahaha. They never said anything about it, but I still get a little queasy thinking about it to this day!

So this time I made sure to tuck them away more discreetly.

Anyway, when I came home from work one day last week to find that again, the grandparents had cleaned out my horrendously cluttered patio closet, I first breathed a sigh of relief and then burst into a hysterical fit of giggles.

Comments

[Vixen]

So where did you stash them? I usually hide my unmentionables in the trunk of the car, right between the spare tire and the carpet. I have to go to extreme hiding lengths because I have extremely snoopy family~! LOL

[thoughtsofsoutherngal]

My mom came to check out my new bedroom furniture a couple of months ago. She open up my drawer that contained my toy. I'm not sure if she say it or not.

[tanyetta]

I'm sure they probably didn't give it a second thought. You're their one and only granddaughter and they probably remembered their words of wisdom: If you go looking for trouble, you just might find it. That's why they won't say anything either! LOL

So glad you had a great time visiting with family. ;)

[Mahogany Misfit]

Vixen- Clearly you and I are soul sisters because I hid them UNDER my car trunk! LOL!!! In a small bag in the secret compartment where the spare tire is kept to be exact. ;-)

Thoughtsofasoutherngal- Oh wow...did it bug you all day wondering? I have a stomach full of knots when it comes to shit like this...

Tanyetta- Haha well they are definitely the non-confrontational type so even if they HAD seen it, they wouldn't embarrass me or themselves by talking about it. Thank gawd!

[Tessa]

Too funny, reminds me of the day I walked into my bedroom to find my daughter (4 at the time) singing into my pocket rocket, that had a hot pink cover. I screamed and made her cry. LMAO!!

I guess I over reacted, poor thing she just thought that it was a hot pink microphone lol

[Vixen]

LOL...that's the only place I could think of too! That is so weird! Girl, I swear we are like soul sistas!