Oh For The Fuck of Shit

Remember how I told you I was moving? Well the day is fast approaching (next Saturday the 14th) and I am SURROUNDED by boxes and shit. Get this- I have gotten rid of SIX garbage bags of crap so far. Clothes I haven't worn in two years, handbags, shoes, old electronics, all kinds of shit. It was a complete debacle. And honestly, I really need to spend all of my waking moments packing for the next few days.

Gawd I hate moving and I am stressed the fuck out.

The good news is, my new apartment is amazing. I opted to go for the largest available 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment in my complex (1100 sq. feet) and I'll have my own garage. I'm so excited!

I hired a moving company but I've also recruited my male BFF to help me move the eleventy thousand clothes I STILL have, and to help me unpack. Wanna know what I'm offering him for his assistance? Food and porn, two things every man loves!

Well, every man I've ever known.

I still have tons of these stupid porn DVD's my ex left over here so I'm donating them to male BFF so he can hold what he is deeming to be a "Sundance Filth Festival".

I won't be attending but I'm sure it'll be good times.

As for the food, it will have to be something with meat because he shuns my vegetarian ways and likes to proclaim that "animal death is yummy".

Ugh. Whatever.

New developments on the office romance...oh BTW, your comments cracked me up...anyway the other day someone SWORE they heard either moaning or screams of pain coming from one of the conference rooms and you guessed it, the lovely couple was MIA!

I thought to myself "no these motherfuckers are not fucking in a conference room" and then went back to doing my work.

I honestly don't wanna know what lengths those two pervy fucks will go to to get their rocks off at work. 

I'll keep you posted on when they're fired for fucking. Cause I think we can all see the writing on the wall!

So, people have been asking me my thoughts on the crazycakes octuplets mom and I am going to give them so get ready.

When I read that her mother stated she was "obsessed with children", I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

You know what image comes into my mind when I hear that someone is "obsessed with children"? Someone who spends significant amounts of time and money HELPING needy kids. Children's charities, engaging in child outreach at places like "Big Brothers and Sisters", maybe even someone who fosters or adopts children who need loving homes.

Why do I think that way? Because I am someone who has been accused of being "obsessed with animals". I give monthly donations to the ASPCA and The Humane Society, have taken stray animals to the vet more than once in my lifetime, feed any stray cat that ends up on my doorstep, etc. My own two cats are former strays because I am strongly against the buying and selling of animals at pet stores and breeders. Sure I LOVE the new designer breeds of cats that are out now but not enough to bypass a needy one off the street or in a shelter in order to patronize some animal seller! 

OK maybe I am a bit obsessed with animals after going through all that but the point is, someone obsessed with children or animals or any other living thing that needs support is someone who champions a cause and is compelled to do good things for that cause. Not someone whose own self indulgent desires override basic values and compassion.

Someone who pops out 14 kids is not obsessed with children. She's obsessed with being pregnant, procreating, and she's obsessed with her own reproductive abilities, but obsessed with children, she is not. If that were the case she'd be doing something to help all of the children already in the world...but then again she can't help her damn self can she?

Let's talk about priorities. Priorities every grown ass ADULT should have. Like, I don't know, working to support yourself and MOVING OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MOM'S HOUSE!!! A mother of six placed in vitro (which costs upwards of $25k) above having her own home or apartment. Uh, exsqueeze me? How about getting a place for you and your fifty eleven kids asshole???? 

Ugh her poor mother. 

So yeah fucked up priorities, fucked up mental state, fucked up life with 14 kids that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, fucked up EVERYTHING. And all because she wanted to try for another baby girl. I can just imagine this putrid wench of a hag saying to herself: "I know I already have little Madison, Jacob, Snotley, Bratley, Pissant, etc, and we don't have our own place, and I don't have a goddamn job, and I'm a single parent, and my dad's in Iraq so it's just my mom helping with the kids, and the kids don't have a father (they are all from a sperm donor) but I think I'll go for another round of in vitro cause I want a baby girl!!!"

I swear, I hate people.

Comments

[Kellina]

1.) Moving sucks so I sympathize but the bright side is you only have a little over a week and your new place sounds like a dream
2.) Male BFF sounds like a riot
3.) If the two freaks have gotten away with their nasty ways up until now it doesn't surprise me they would take it further and push the envelope. Hope they have their desks packed.
4.) LOL @ those names you gave the kids Snotley, Bratley, and Pissant? HA! But yeah the woman is not playing with a full deck, she needs to get help. Those kids are fucked.

[Tessa]

I can't, I just can't....the everyday fuckery that goes on is just mindblowing to me.

As for your move, just keep thinking of your place all done up and you chilling with a glass of (insert favorite drink here) on your couch with your feet up.

[K.S.]

The more I hear about the woman with the 8 infants, the more I wonder about her mental state.....I wonder what she may do once they are old enough to leave home (empty nest syndrome).....Will she try to have more (very scary thought)?

[Chloe]

I hate moving as well. I could say just think of how great your new apartment is and that should help you get through it. However, I don't think that would work for me in the way of a pep talk either, lol.

I'm thinking that your co-workers must be attached to other people. I just can't think of one other reason they would be engaging in such antics at work. It still doesn’t justify their juvenile behavior. Someone should slip them a note and explain that they both obviously have a job (for the time being) so someone should use some of his/her paycheck to get a freakin room.

I totally agree with you about the "obsessed" mom. My mother and I just had this discussion. I felt that if she were so obsessed with children then she would want to help the ones that are already ready here. The ones the breeder moms just throw away like trash. Her poor father should not be out looking for more work to support her, nor should the taxpayers foot the bill. I’ll never understand people who think it is their right to birth children that they can not afford.

She'll probably get a book deal and talk show appearance out of this entire mess and I'm already sick to death of hearing about her.

[thoughtsofsoutherngal]

I will be moving in a couple of months and I'm already dreading it.

I still can't wrap my mind around the woman with 14 kids. I call her Octupussy. LOL