Ever Heard Of A "Mandingo Party"?

Yeah, I hadn't heard of one either...until I read this details magazine article.

Go ahead...read the whole thing....I'll wait here...

K, let me tell you what I think about these "Mandingo Parties".

1.) It's hypocritical, racist and fucked up that this "Jeff" guy lets random black men come and fuck his wife in his bed, his children's beds, and all over HIS HOME but then he has the balls to say "I know that Amber would never date a black man." WHAT? So let me get this straight...Black men fucking her senseless, cumming all over her, having her suck their dicks, etc. is perfectly acceptable but she's TOO GOOD to "date" one?

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

These people are so mentally fucked up!

2.) It's sad that these Black men have reduced themselves to this. Fucking frumpy, White women in front of their husbands for money? Isn't that kinda like being treated like a slave? The racial undertones bother me very much here. White man demands Black man fuck his wife and put on a show....Black man complies. He's fulfilling the fantasy of these White people and even though he is the one fucking the wife, he's not the one in control because they hold the purse strings and he is performing FOR THEM. They are using him simply because he is Black. I have a problem with that.

3.) The Black men they describe in this story....handsome, educated, big-dicked, etc. are exactly the type of men I would date. How much would it suck me for any other Black women to end up dating a seemingly good guy who engages in this sort of tomfoolery?

4.) Why are these White men subjecting themselves to this sort of humiliation? These Black men aren't only fucking the wanton spouses of these dudes, some of these guys actually clean the cum up (and off of their wives) once the encounter is over! What the fuck....Can you believe that? I find this whole thing very sad.

Thoughts?

Supernanny Is My Shit!

Supernanny is like the best shit on TV.

 Ever.

I'll be honest...something about seeing these kids show their asses and act like possessed demons every week really serves as chicken soup for my soul. It's great validation of my choice to remain childfree.

Anyway, the victim featured in this episode was a widowed mother of four. Yes four little asscats who truly bring new meaning to the words "pandemonium".

Her husband kicked the bucket recently and she is stuck with four little fuck-trophies ages 11, 8, 3, and 18 months.

Good grief what a fucking nightmare. My how I would want to off myself if I was in her shoes.

Death couldn't come quick enough.

But seeing as though I can't really contemplate taking my own life, I'd probably hire a hit man to kill me if I were her. I would pay him my whole life savings, sell the car, AND mortgage the house just to compensate him for taking me out.

I mean it.

Here were some of the highlights:

The goddamn 3-year-old swears constantly and says "Fuck" all the time.

At one point in the show, the 8 year old goes- "I have something in my pocket for you Mom" and flipped her the bird.

They all cuss their mother the hell out daily and tell her to "shut the fuck up" and "go away bitch".

The lil fuckers hit her and pimp slap her across the face all the time. It was domestic violence ROMPER ROOM STYLE.

Un-fucking-believable.

These hellions also fight each other like amateur WWE wrestlers. The oldest two boys kick each other in the balls, punch each other in the stomach, leap off of furniture in order to jump on each other...and the list goes on. What a bunch of goddamn heathens. They were so unruly and aggressive, it was absolutely appalling.

At one point in the show, the 8-year-old fucktard locked himself in his bedroom and refused to come out after a mega-tantrum so Supernanny had to get a fucking power drill so "Mommy" could drill the knob off the fucking door to break in on his simple ass. Yeah, in her own house.

Oh and did I mention the little kids leave the house whenever the hell they feel like it? Yeah they don't tell their mom, they just walk out the fucking front door, hop on their bike, and ride the hell off into the sunset.

They come back when they damn well please too.

At one juncture, the 11-year-old douchebag led his mom on a high speed foot chase through the entire neighborhood and once she caught up to his stupid ass, he then ran her in circles around a bush....bitch was exhausted, gasping for air, and begging him to stop running. He didn't.

Guys, it was a truly vulgar display. The antics have reached new lows here. This little bunch of fuckers was out of control in ways I can't even put into words. But, wannabe parents watch this show and think "oh my kids would never act like that" and some of 'em pop out a bunch of babies only to later find out that they were wrong. Their kids aren't the perfectly well-behaved angels they expected. Spankings DO NOT work all the time, kids fight, they don't listen to authority figures, they don't want to make life easy for mommy, and they don't give a fuck if she's ready to get a gun and shoot herself in the face. OMG, they don't care about anyone but themselves and they are BAD! Surprise surprise. Shock and awe at that.

The lady had my sympathy for like two seconds and ONLY because her husband died. The rest of the show, I had NONE for her and I'll explain why.

First of all, this mother and EVERY MOTHER ON EARTH has NO business having four children if she isn't prepared for the possibility of raising them alone one day. Come on, get with the program, I don't care if you're married or not. She kept saying thought the show "I can't do this alone waaa waaa waa."

Well you should have contemplated that before you had four children you stupid cow.

Um do we not live in a world where anything can happen? Husbands LEAVE ya know. Sometimes it's via death like this lady's spouse, and other times it's via divorce. This may come as a shock but life is unpredictable! There are no guarantees that you won't end up a single parent someday so you know what I suggest? Don't have more kids with your husband than you could handle without him.

Like my girl CFT says, "this bitch needs beat upside the head with a pack of condoms".

Jeez, common sense is SO NOT COMMON for some people.